Friday, 24 July 2009

Wife vs. Husband

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

Men want 3 qualities in wives:
- Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
- But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

1 comment:

misz A.C.C.A said...

all tingy bout alam rumah tangga... ermm but bile laa nk dapat kad walimatul dri penulis