They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Men want 3 qualities in wives:
- Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
- But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.