Friday, 5 November 2010

Qoute of Life

Number 10 : Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 : Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 : Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 : Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 : Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals , dying of nothing.
Number 4 : All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 : Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2 : In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1: - Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today will burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and a final note: "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last long."


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